{"id":18,"date":"2018-04-13T11:11:03","date_gmt":"2018-04-13T09:11:03","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/neu.gottimalltag.de\/wordpress\/?page_id=18"},"modified":"2025-08-01T00:19:24","modified_gmt":"2025-07-31T22:19:24","slug":"humor","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/gottimalltag.de\/en\/sonstiges\/humor\/","title":{"rendered":"Humour"},"content":{"rendered":"<style type=\"text\/css\" data-created_by=\"avia_inline_auto\" id=\"style-css-av-mdlmoz3q-56185e30eebe47a04c1248cc39c3cfe5\">\n.avia-section.av-mdlmoz3q-56185e30eebe47a04c1248cc39c3cfe5{\nbackground-color:#9ce79c;\nbackground-image:unset;\n}\n<\/style>\n<div id='av_section_1'  class='avia-section av-mdlmoz3q-56185e30eebe47a04c1248cc39c3cfe5 main_color avia-section-default avia-no-border-styling  avia-builder-el-0  el_before_av_section  avia-builder-el-first  avia-bg-style-scroll container_wrap fullsize'  ><div class='container av-section-cont-open' ><main  role=\"main\" itemprop=\"mainContentOfPage\"  class='template-page content  av-content-full alpha units'><div class='post-entry post-entry-type-page post-entry-18'><div class='entry-content-wrapper clearfix'>\n\n<style type=\"text\/css\" data-created_by=\"avia_inline_auto\" id=\"style-css-av-skeq-0cce74f912243bf0fa0a613ba61bd8b4\">\n.flex_column.av-skeq-0cce74f912243bf0fa0a613ba61bd8b4{\nborder-radius:0px 0px 0px 0px;\npadding:0px 0px 0px 0px;\n}\n<\/style>\n<div  class='flex_column av-skeq-0cce74f912243bf0fa0a613ba61bd8b4 av_one_half  avia-builder-el-1  el_before_av_one_half  avia-builder-el-first  first flex_column_div av-zero-column-padding'     ><style type=\"text\/css\" data-created_by=\"avia_inline_auto\" id=\"style-css-av-mdlmpzxm-d275de81d47839bc5b57063202dba503\">\n.avia-image-container.av-mdlmpzxm-d275de81d47839bc5b57063202dba503 img.avia_image{\nbox-shadow:none;\n}\n.avia-image-container.av-mdlmpzxm-d275de81d47839bc5b57063202dba503 .av-image-caption-overlay-center{\ncolor:#ffffff;\n}\n<\/style>\n<div  class='avia-image-container av-mdlmpzxm-d275de81d47839bc5b57063202dba503 av-styling- avia-align-center  avia-builder-el-2  avia-builder-el-no-sibling'   itemprop=\"image\" itemscope=\"itemscope\" itemtype=\"https:\/\/schema.org\/ImageObject\" ><div class=\"avia-image-container-inner\"><div class=\"avia-image-overlay-wrap\"><img decoding=\"async\" fetchpriority=\"high\" class='wp-image-9000 avia-img-lazy-loading-not-9000 avia_image' src=\"https:\/\/gottimalltag.de\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/07\/Jesus-lacht.jpg\" alt='Humor- Jesus lacht' title='Jesus laughs'  height=\"2000\" width=\"1648\"  itemprop=\"thumbnailUrl\" srcset=\"https:\/\/gottimalltag.de\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/07\/Jesus-lacht.jpg 1648w, https:\/\/gottimalltag.de\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/07\/Jesus-lacht-247x300.jpg 247w, https:\/\/gottimalltag.de\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/07\/Jesus-lacht-849x1030.jpg 849w, https:\/\/gottimalltag.de\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/07\/Jesus-lacht-768x932.jpg 768w, https:\/\/gottimalltag.de\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/07\/Jesus-lacht-1266x1536.jpg 1266w, https:\/\/gottimalltag.de\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/07\/Jesus-lacht-1236x1500.jpg 1236w, https:\/\/gottimalltag.de\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/07\/Jesus-lacht-581x705.jpg 581w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 1648px) 100vw, 1648px\" \/><\/div><\/div><\/div><\/div>\n<style type=\"text\/css\" data-created_by=\"avia_inline_auto\" id=\"style-css-av-7mgvm-32276dc7c3e81fba652da3e2602dc1fe\">\n.flex_column.av-7mgvm-32276dc7c3e81fba652da3e2602dc1fe{\nborder-radius:0px 0px 0px 0px;\npadding:10px 20px 10px 20px;\n}\n<\/style>\n<div  class='flex_column av-7mgvm-32276dc7c3e81fba652da3e2602dc1fe av_one_half  avia-builder-el-3  el_after_av_one_half  avia-builder-el-last  flex_column_div'     ><section  class='av_textblock_section av-mdlmrkxp-fbbe40f9e99fa446348868db497bba66'   itemscope=\"itemscope\" itemtype=\"https:\/\/schema.org\/CreativeWork\" ><div class='avia_textblock'  itemprop=\"text\" ><h1>Humour<\/h1>\n<p>Humor in spirituality is a critical issue, because for many, religion and Christianity are deadly serious, and there&#039;s little sense of the good news. Humor is important to us because it brings lightness into our lives. And the wisest and most profound people we know have laughed.<br \/>\nThis is evidenced by the old &quot;Easter laughter,&quot; which has unfortunately been largely lost. Here, the pastor&#039;s task during Easter services was to make the congregation laugh, so that the joy of life&#039;s victory over death could be felt. Death, it was said, for example, had swallowed Christ and was exposed to ridicule.<\/p>\n<p>But rest assured, dear readers. The jokes on this site are completely serious.<\/p>\n<p>Our favorite joke, which is older and a bit longer, is here<\/p>\n<h3><strong>Rome. Middle Ages.<\/strong><\/h3>\n        <div class=\"rmwr-wrapper\" \n             data-id=\"rmwr-6a0c25752b72e\"\n             data-mode=\"normal\"\n             data-animation=\"fade\"\n             data-duration=\"300\"\n             data-smooth-scroll=\"true\"\n             data-scroll-offset=\"0\">\n            <button \n                type=\"button\"\n                class=\"read-link\" \n                id=\"readlinkrmwr-6a0c25752b72e\"\n                data-open-text=\"mehr lesen\"\n                data-close-text=\"weniger lesen\"\n                aria-expanded=\"false\"\n                aria-controls=\"readrmwr-6a0c25752b72e\"\n                aria-label=\"read more\"\n            >\n                <span class=\"rmwr-text\">read more<\/span>\n            <\/button>\n            <div \n                class=\"read_div\" \n                id=\"readrmwr-6a0c25752b72e\"\n                aria-hidden=\"true\"\n                data-animation=\"fade\"\n                data-duration=\"300\"\n                style=\"display: none;\"\n            >\n                 The Pope wants to expel the Jews from Rome. The situation escalates. Civil war threatens. Finally, the Pope offers a public debate with a representative of the Jews. If the Jews win the public debate, they may stay. If the Pope wins, they must leave. The Pope establishes another rule: The discussion will be entirely nonverbal. The Jewish community already sees the end result clearly: How can they prevail in a nonverbal dispute when the Pope is both participant and judge? Finally, a synagogue servant speaks up and offers to debate with the Pope. The community agrees.<br \/>\nThe debate begins: The Pope clenches his fist and points vigorously toward heaven with his raised index finger. The synagogue server points just as vigorously toward the earth. The Pope reacts immediately, pointing his index finger toward heaven again. The synagogue server raises his right hand and, with a decisive gesture, shows three fingers. The Pope falters somewhat. But after a brief hesitation, he reaches into his coat and reveals a wonderfully round, red apple. Without hesitation, the synagogue server reaches into his coat and, somewhat awkwardly, pulls out a bag. He opens the bag and reveals a Jewish flatbread. The Pope bows his head and says: &quot;You have won. You may stay.&quot;<\/p>\n<p>The Pope retreated with the shocked cardinals. &quot;I&#039;m sorry,&quot; he said, &quot;the man was extremely quick-witted, a master of debate, I didn&#039;t stand a chance.&quot; The cardinals asked what had happened, because no one had understood what was going on. The Pope analyzed the sequence of events: &quot;It was obvious. I pointed my index finger to heaven and said: There is only one God. My Jewish opponent countered by pointing to the ground: But there is also a devil in hell. And what can I say to that? That is, after all, our Catholic faith. Then I said: But God is more powerful. And my Jewish colleague responded with three raised fingers: But only because it is the triune God! And what can I say? That is, after all, our own faith. Then I wanted to trick him and showed him an apple as a symbol for this false doctrine that the earth is a sphere. And what does he do? He shows me a flatbread and uses it to say that the earth is actually flat. Yes\u2014and I lost.&quot;<\/p>\n<p>But even the rabbis were astonished and perplexed by the course of the debate, and especially by the magical speed with which the synagogue servant had turned the tide in their favor. They questioned him how he had done it. He said: &quot;In my opinion, the whole thing was a farce. First, the Pope showed me his fist with a raised finger and threatened: &#039;You&#039;re going to be kicked out of Rome!&#039; But I showed him that we were staying no matter what. Then he showed me his fist again with a raised finger and said: &#039;And you&#039;re going to be kicked out anyway!&#039; I told him: &#039;You can say that three more times, and we&#039;ll still stay.&#039; And what does he do then? He suddenly reaches into his coat and shows me his supper. Then I showed him my supper. ... And hey presto, we were allowed to stay.&quot;<br \/>\nafter Bernhard Trenkle<br \/>\n            <\/div>\n        <\/div>\n        \n<\/div><\/section><\/div>\n\n<\/div><\/div><\/main><!-- close content main element --><\/div><\/div>\n<style type=\"text\/css\" data-created_by=\"avia_inline_auto\" id=\"style-css-av-6z4ty-77698f8436f23772eb465b94f9b4c317\">\n.avia-section.av-6z4ty-77698f8436f23772eb465b94f9b4c317{\nbackground-color:#f0fff0;\nbackground-image:unset;\n}\n<\/style>\n<div id='av_section_2'  class='avia-section av-6z4ty-77698f8436f23772eb465b94f9b4c317 main_color avia-section-default avia-no-border-styling  avia-builder-el-5  el_after_av_section  el_before_av_section  avia-bg-style-scroll container_wrap fullsize'  ><div class='container av-section-cont-open' ><div class='template-page content  av-content-full alpha units'><div class='post-entry post-entry-type-page post-entry-18'><div class='entry-content-wrapper clearfix'>\n\n<style type=\"text\/css\" data-created_by=\"avia_inline_auto\" id=\"style-css-av-6fpwu-8073c8162bb947c55775c485d566a543\">\n.flex_column.av-6fpwu-8073c8162bb947c55775c485d566a543{\nborder-radius:0px 0px 0px 0px;\npadding:0px 0px 0px 0px;\n}\n<\/style>\n<div  class='flex_column av-6fpwu-8073c8162bb947c55775c485d566a543 av_one_half  avia-builder-el-6  el_before_av_one_half  avia-builder-el-first  first flex_column_div av-zero-column-padding'     ><style type=\"text\/css\" data-created_by=\"avia_inline_auto\" id=\"style-css-av-5t0ea-41674247cb2c304650c5652384a76d9f\">\n.avia-image-container.av-5t0ea-41674247cb2c304650c5652384a76d9f img.avia_image{\nbox-shadow:none;\n}\n.avia-image-container.av-5t0ea-41674247cb2c304650c5652384a76d9f .av-image-caption-overlay-center{\ncolor:#ffffff;\n}\n<\/style>\n<div  class='avia-image-container av-5t0ea-41674247cb2c304650c5652384a76d9f av-styling- avia-align-center  avia-builder-el-7  avia-builder-el-no-sibling'   itemprop=\"image\" itemscope=\"itemscope\" itemtype=\"https:\/\/schema.org\/ImageObject\" ><div class=\"avia-image-container-inner\"><div class=\"avia-image-overlay-wrap\"><img decoding=\"async\" fetchpriority=\"high\" class='wp-image-328 avia-img-lazy-loading-not-328 avia_image' src=\"https:\/\/gottimalltag.de\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/06\/clownkurs1.jpg\" alt='' title='clown course 1'  height=\"1333\" width=\"2000\"  itemprop=\"thumbnailUrl\" srcset=\"https:\/\/gottimalltag.de\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/06\/clownkurs1.jpg 2000w, https:\/\/gottimalltag.de\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/06\/clownkurs1-300x200.jpg 300w, https:\/\/gottimalltag.de\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/06\/clownkurs1-768x512.jpg 768w, https:\/\/gottimalltag.de\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/06\/clownkurs1-1030x687.jpg 1030w, https:\/\/gottimalltag.de\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/06\/clownkurs1-1500x1000.jpg 1500w, https:\/\/gottimalltag.de\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/06\/clownkurs1-705x470.jpg 705w, https:\/\/gottimalltag.de\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/06\/clownkurs1-450x300.jpg 450w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 2000px) 100vw, 2000px\" \/><\/div><\/div><\/div><\/div>\n<style type=\"text\/css\" data-created_by=\"avia_inline_auto\" id=\"style-css-av-5c8rq-ce0ae725a2302b50ce3a5a108da1a108\">\n.flex_column.av-5c8rq-ce0ae725a2302b50ce3a5a108da1a108{\nborder-radius:0px 0px 0px 0px;\npadding:10px 20px 10px 20px;\n}\n<\/style>\n<div  class='flex_column av-5c8rq-ce0ae725a2302b50ce3a5a108da1a108 av_one_half  avia-builder-el-8  el_after_av_one_half  avia-builder-el-last  flex_column_div'     ><style type=\"text\/css\" data-created_by=\"avia_inline_auto\" id=\"style-css-av-mdlmwzcu-c412e3f8f7634bfd4b3057895ce3f081\">\n#top .av_textblock_section.av-mdlmwzcu-c412e3f8f7634bfd4b3057895ce3f081 .avia_textblock{\ncolor:#000000;\n}\n<\/style>\n<section  class='av_textblock_section av-mdlmwzcu-c412e3f8f7634bfd4b3057895ce3f081'   itemscope=\"itemscope\" itemtype=\"https:\/\/schema.org\/CreativeWork\" ><div class='avia_textblock av_inherit_color'  itemprop=\"text\" ><h3><strong>\u201cI have seen God!\u201d<\/strong><\/h3>\n<p>\u201cI have seen God!\u201d said one monk to the other in horror.<br \/>\n&quot;It&#039;s a miracle! Just tell me, brother, why are you so pale?&quot;<br \/>\n\u201cShe\u2019s black!\u201d<\/p>\n<hr \/>\n<h3><strong>gratitude<\/strong><\/h3>\n<p>An old farmer (feel free to use a dialect from a rural area here...) gets up every morning and thanks God: Good God \u2013 thank you that I am still alive.<br \/>\nHe gets into his pants: Good God \u2013 thank you that I can still move and get into my pants myself.<br \/>\nHe brushes his teeth: Good God \u2013 thank you that I still have my own teeth that I can still brush.<br \/>\nHe leaves the house and goes to the mailbox: Good God \u2013 thank you that I can still walk.<br \/>\nA pigeon poops on his head. He wipes the droppings from his bald head with a handkerchief, looks at it thoughtfully, and says: Good God\u2014thank God cows can&#039;t fly.<\/p>\n<\/div><\/section><\/div>\n\n<\/div><\/div><\/div><!-- close content main div --><\/div><\/div>\n<style type=\"text\/css\" data-created_by=\"avia_inline_auto\" id=\"style-css-av-4alwq-f4656a92a483be97e64eaece02548ee1\">\n.avia-section.av-4alwq-f4656a92a483be97e64eaece02548ee1{\nbackground-color:#9ce79c;\nbackground-image:unset;\n}\n<\/style>\n<div id='av_section_3'  class='avia-section av-4alwq-f4656a92a483be97e64eaece02548ee1 main_color avia-section-default avia-no-border-styling  avia-builder-el-10  el_after_av_section  el_before_av_section  avia-bg-style-scroll container_wrap fullsize'  ><div class='container av-section-cont-open' ><div class='template-page content  av-content-full alpha units'><div class='post-entry post-entry-type-page post-entry-18'><div class='entry-content-wrapper clearfix'>\n\n<style type=\"text\/css\" data-created_by=\"avia_inline_auto\" id=\"style-css-av-3z6c2-a9b04c9e3b67c0a54b962005fe426e74\">\n.flex_column.av-3z6c2-a9b04c9e3b67c0a54b962005fe426e74{\nborder-radius:0px 0px 0px 0px;\npadding:0px 0px 0px 0px;\n}\n<\/style>\n<div  class='flex_column av-3z6c2-a9b04c9e3b67c0a54b962005fe426e74 av_one_half  avia-builder-el-11  el_before_av_one_half  avia-builder-el-first  first flex_column_div av-zero-column-padding'     ><style type=\"text\/css\" data-created_by=\"avia_inline_auto\" id=\"style-css-av-7rsq-97ccea6225e83e0dd5f23a9ec1de6296\">\n.avia-image-container.av-7rsq-97ccea6225e83e0dd5f23a9ec1de6296 img.avia_image{\nbox-shadow:none;\n}\n.avia-image-container.av-7rsq-97ccea6225e83e0dd5f23a9ec1de6296 .av-image-caption-overlay-center{\ncolor:#ffffff;\n}\n<\/style>\n<div  class='avia-image-container av-7rsq-97ccea6225e83e0dd5f23a9ec1de6296 av-styling- avia-align-center  avia-builder-el-12  avia-builder-el-no-sibling'   itemprop=\"image\" itemscope=\"itemscope\" itemtype=\"https:\/\/schema.org\/ImageObject\" ><div class=\"avia-image-container-inner\"><div class=\"avia-image-overlay-wrap\"><img decoding=\"async\" fetchpriority=\"high\" class='wp-image-246 avia-img-lazy-loading-not-246 avia_image' src=\"https:\/\/gottimalltag.de\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/05\/SonnevortotemBaum.jpg\" alt='Sonne durch Baum' title='Sun on a dead tree'  height=\"2000\" width=\"1333\"  itemprop=\"thumbnailUrl\" srcset=\"https:\/\/gottimalltag.de\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/05\/SonnevortotemBaum.jpg 1333w, https:\/\/gottimalltag.de\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/05\/SonnevortotemBaum-200x300.jpg 200w, https:\/\/gottimalltag.de\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/05\/SonnevortotemBaum-768x1152.jpg 768w, https:\/\/gottimalltag.de\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/05\/SonnevortotemBaum-687x1030.jpg 687w, https:\/\/gottimalltag.de\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/05\/SonnevortotemBaum-1000x1500.jpg 1000w, https:\/\/gottimalltag.de\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/05\/SonnevortotemBaum-470x705.jpg 470w, https:\/\/gottimalltag.de\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/05\/SonnevortotemBaum-450x675.jpg 450w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 1333px) 100vw, 1333px\" \/><\/div><\/div><\/div><\/div>\n<style type=\"text\/css\" data-created_by=\"avia_inline_auto\" id=\"style-css-av-3itiu-96048c0340fa99c1b34c7ce5bb457723\">\n.flex_column.av-3itiu-96048c0340fa99c1b34c7ce5bb457723{\nborder-radius:0px 0px 0px 0px;\npadding:0px 0px 0px 0px;\n}\n<\/style>\n<div  class='flex_column av-3itiu-96048c0340fa99c1b34c7ce5bb457723 av_one_half  avia-builder-el-13  el_after_av_one_half  avia-builder-el-last  flex_column_div av-zero-column-padding'     ><section  class='av_textblock_section av-mdln2kfm-5b53dfe102e93e69f3656857b56733d7'   itemscope=\"itemscope\" itemtype=\"https:\/\/schema.org\/CreativeWork\" ><div class='avia_textblock'  itemprop=\"text\" ><h3>The priest and the bus driver<\/h3>\n<p>A priest arrives in heaven, but is immediately sent to the side entrance. Everyone waits for the bus driver. The red carpet is rolled out, and he is greeted with much hallelujah. Both are astonished and ask Peter: Why does the priest come to the side entrance, while the bus driver, who, on top of all that, drove badly, is greeted with all the fanfare? Oh, you know,\u201d Peter replied, \u201cwhen the priest was preaching, everyone was asleep; but when the bus driver was driving, everyone was praying!<\/p>\n<hr \/>\n<h3>Someday we will die<\/h3>\n<p>\u2013 \u201cYes,\u201d says the other, \u201cbut we only die once. Living \u2013 we do that every day.\u201d<\/p>\n<hr \/>\n<h3>When a person comes to heaven,<\/h3>\n<p>\u2013 During his lifetime, he wasn&#039;t a member of any church, but was kindhearted and loving towards his fellow human beings \u2013 Peter welcomes him. The apostle leads him around and shows him this wonderful place, where people sing and laugh, enjoy themselves, and have a good time. Everywhere he encounters kindness. &quot;If I had known, I would have believed,&quot; he said. &quot;But, dear Peter, why is it so quiet back there, and such a large wall? 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The Buddha looks at you critically: &quot;It wasn&#039;t all that great, well, you need at least five more lives before you can escape samsara and reach nirvana.&quot; The monk leaves contrite \u2013 &quot;five more lives, five more lives,&quot; he repeats despairingly.<br \/>\nA short time later, a scoundrel approaches Buddha, who looks even more critical: &quot;Well, that was nothing. You, you need at least 40 more lives before you can escape samsara and reach nirvana.&quot;<br \/>\nThe rascal walks along, repeating jubilantly \u201c40 more lives, 40 more lives!\u201d and jumping for joy.<\/p>\n<hr \/>\n<h3>Humor among the Jews:<\/h3>\n<p>Neighbor A comes to the rabbi and complains about neighbor B.<br \/>\nThe rabbi listens to him seriously and says: You are right.<br \/>\nSatisfied that the rabbi has agreed with him, he leaves.<\/p>\n<p>Then neighbor B comes to the rabbi and complains about neighbor A.<br \/>\nThe rabbi listens to him seriously and says: You are right.<br \/>\nSatisfied that the rabbi had agreed with him, he too left.<\/p>\n<p>The rabbi&#039;s wife gets upset and says: You can&#039;t agree with both of them!<br \/>\nThe rabbi listens to her seriously and says: You are right.<\/p>\n<\/div><\/section><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"parent":1120,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":{"footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-18","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/gottimalltag.de\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/18","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/gottimalltag.de\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/gottimalltag.de\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gottimalltag.de\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gottimalltag.de\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=18"}],"version-history":[{"count":39,"href":"https:\/\/gottimalltag.de\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/18\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":9500,"href":"https:\/\/gottimalltag.de\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/18\/revisions\/9500"}],"up":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gottimalltag.de\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/1120"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/gottimalltag.de\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=18"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}